GodDAMNIT that "It's just a mask line" was actually quite funny. Mustn't let that sway me. It was probably the funniest line the film, you liked TMNT even less as a kid than you did Transformers and it's going to be a really bad film anyway. Step away from the cinema... » 3/27/14 8:17am 3/27/14 8:17am

Did everything the first film did, bigger and better and more badass and ended The Terminator franchise the way it should have been ended.
Now that's been said I'm going to wait for someone to dare to post Aliens here so I can go tear them a new one... » 3/26/14 2:10pm 3/26/14 2:10pm

There's a big difference between a movie not being a faithful adaptation, and it sucking. Children of Men is a great film, it just doesn't bear much resemblance to the book (unlike, say, Watchmen, which bar the ending was almost a shot for shot remake of the conic but still felt empty and shallow) » 3/13/14 1:45am 3/13/14 1:45am

He has friends he's not had any reason to manipulate, yet, on screen. I don't recall ever seeing him feel actual guilt, being a psychopath definitely doesn't preclude a desire for revenge. His wife can largely considered a blip. He met and married her and was widowed in the same film, so hardly an sterling example of… » 3/05/14 7:36am 3/05/14 7:36am

That's what I expected when I went to see the first film. And then I realised something horrifying, around the point where Optimus Prime was thrown through an office block and we saw every single person in the office block dive safely out of the way just in time. I realised I was bored. I was watching giant robots have … » 3/05/14 6:02am 3/05/14 6:02am

The dinosaurs with guns idea was fucking terrible- just look at that concept art and tell me different. The excitement of watching Jurassic Park as a kid was that it felt you were actually seeing what dinosaurs were like. This film ought to ditch any pretence at continuity and give us some goddamned feathery… » 3/03/14 2:30am 3/03/14 2:30am